I'm the real No ID

Why is rent so high in Chicago???? People laugh when i tell them ima be stayin in the projects...i'm for real though…no lol

anyways on some real ish..."HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO"...thats spanish for "we closing customs for all mexican shipments and striking on the border" says our UPS logistics broker

my boss asked me if i would go to mexico to train some employees at our manufacturing company::::shrugs shoulders:::why not????

omg i forgot that someone stole my f*ing passport...no really

see when we left for katrina, we didn't realize it was going to be dun, dun, dunnnnnnnnnnn KATRINA. so we packed for a couple of days and left. I had my own apt. but i always kept things like my passport and important docs at my mom’s house in a safe.

Well, when trini hit i found out that i had 11+ ft of water so i sadly kissed all of my material possessions behind...oh and my social security card that i forgot on my mantle. I knew my mom had only had around 5 feet of water, and her house is raised, so i knew i had some type of paperwork that would prove i existed pre-trini at her residence...wrong...damn looters

how the hell u steal a safe?????? thats a rhetorical question for the smart asses that exist in the blog world

to make a long story short my passport and birth certificate were in that safe...I'm the real No ID...Kanye's mentor lol

try opening a new bank account with that....ha i did...thats another long story ending with "that ain't my social security number" "ya'll better find my damn money…I got deposit receipts"

sorry, where was I? oh, making the long short. well i'm back on paper, ya heard. and i had to apply for a whole new passport...i hope they catch ur ass with the ds64 i had to take my time and fill, and oh got through customs in Miami, they’re a breeze…lol

“So if its any consolation karma got me bad
And anything I did wrong I wish I never had”…the wheels fell off; I’m done riding.